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Child Labor Laws Gone!

Six Day Work Week!

Kill FDA Laws!

Age 90 Retirement!

"Give me Liberty & Give me death!"
NO Health Care!

Give me Liberty & Give me Death !

NO Health Care !


We see our democraptastic legislators trying to force health care down our throats. At the same time we watch as the insurance companies try their darndest to give us the best healthcare system on earth, but charge us our entire salary to get it. (golf course fees are going up!)

Our healthcare system may have been the best on earth, but now it is 37th in the world. It is the victim of itself, and we are it's victims. Anybody knows the answer to this. That is because real Americans don't get sick. Those among us who are blessed personally by Jesus and re-paid for our generous tithing enjoy robust and permanent health. True God-Fearing Americans Don't Get Sick. Only God-Haters get sick by letting Satan into their bodies. All this blabbering about the common-good is the Socialist Satan talking through liberals.

If God wants to call you back, you better not let some white-smocked college-trained agent of Satan slow your departure. You better not let some rice-eating new-ager try to pin you down here on earth with acupuncture pins. Jesus is calling, go to him.

Throw your prescriptions out and slug down a glass of dirty water. Healthcare thwarts God. You'll spend eternity with Jimi Hendrix in a SEA OF FIRE if you let doctors keep you here any longer than Jesus wants. Die young and leave a good-looking corpse for your relatives to look at. It is the least you can do.

And remember: "For every thousand people that die without health insurance, the S&P 500 goes up a 10th of a point, saving industry 230,000 gallons of diesel a year, or the equivalent of 1.2 million angus burgers."
--Harry Geldtschtupper
Center for Ecologically Equivalent Economics


Give the poor the freedom to enjoy their lifestyle choice!
Voting only for Baptists!
(Methodists get 1/2 vote)
Ban the teaching of the Vegetarian language on public radio!
Global Warming is Real Good !
Pay Congress on a purely commission basis!

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