This great country of ours was founded by Baptists. The founding
fathers were 98% Baptist religion. It was their great ideas which
gave us the foundation of our country's value system. Do you think
that Williamsburg or the Holland Tunnel could have been built by
people that danced? Attempted drowning is the true path to
It is for
this reason that we should restrict voting to people of the Baptist
religion. Just look at any Baptist church service on any given
Sunday. You'll see well-dressed and well-healed members of our
society connecting with each other in a highly formalized Bisno-Spiritual
ritual. You can easily tell which are the best Baptist congregations
as they have a real Starbucks coffee shop inside and not a
God has long shown the Best of his Flock - preferred
Have the Baptists been the victim of plague or slavery? No.
Have they been the victim of ridicule or poverty? No.
They are universally acknowledged as the most De-Luxe religion
available to consumers.
The Methodists are half-brother to the Baptists. Even though
there has been a long-term rivalry for parishioners,
push-come-to-shove and these two brothers will unite against the
world. This is why we suggest a 1/2 vote per person for Methodists.
Methodism has always been a luke-warm, crust-cut-off version of
Baptism. Let's honor that bond. People of all other religions can
petition to be a proxy for a Baptist or Methodist vote.
Atheists can only vote for a $10,000 cash donation. WWJVF?