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Child Labor Laws Gone!

Six Day Work Week!

Kill FDA Laws!

Age 90 Retirement!

"Give me Liberty & Give me death!"
NO Health Care!
 

Pay Congress on a Purely Commission Basis !

 

Everyone knows that each person has his price. It is the basis of our free-market economy. There is a certain stack of $100 dollar bills that will convince anyone to do anything.

As our congress has become more free-market and respective of the free-flow of cash and ideas, they have naturally moved to a more efficient way of doing things. For example:
There are over 6 lobbyists from the medical industry for each legislator now. That insures that this vibrant part of our economy (1/6th!) stays healthy and profitable. Because there is no value on a human life, there is no solid way of setting healthcare prices. With the use of direct financial incentives, our law-makers can give the industry the freedom to figure out what your life is worth for themselves! Now that's free-market economics at work.
It's given the best people in our country access to medical care.

And so, to save money and encourage competition, let's stop paying the very small token congressional salary (a small fraction of their actual income) and go to a full commission-basis. This gives every industry a level playing field to get their desires met by our legislators. Separation of industry and congress has to be stopped. Once we can meld these two, we can add our tax-free religious leaders as the third leg on this magical stool which makes our wonderful economy smell so good. Just imagine, we could change our country's name to The Unicom-Americorp Church.

Let's just formalize what our ingenious congress has already proven to be the best way to do things. If you want your ideas heard on capital hill, get a second mortgage!
 

Give the poor the freedom to enjoy their lifestyle choice!
Voting only for Baptists!
(Methodists get 1/2 vote)
Ban the teaching of the Vegetarian language on public radio!
Global Warming is Real Good !
Pay Congress on a purely commission basis!

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